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《酷夏又至》

发布时间:2018-02-17 07:14 类别:恋爱部落

  夏季六月末,天气[TianQi]一下子找到了去年夏天的酷热记忆,热的沸沸扬扬,热的让人每个细胞都需要空调。    才清晨7点,明晃晃的太阳就升的老高了,又一波热度开始在空气中漫溢开来。出门晨练,在刺眼的阳光下只走了一小会,颗颗汗珠就止不住的从额头滚落。    我是个多汗之人,一路走着去上班,刚进入机关大楼遇见美女[MeiNv]同事[TongShi],她一见我面就说道:“下雨了?天气[TianQi]变化这么快?”    坐在舒适的空调室内,望着窗外火炉般的世界[ShiJie],我头脑中想找一句有深度的句子形容这炎热,无奈才疏学浅,只好借用伟人的文采了——“天气[TianQi]是如此炎热,仿佛星星之火就会燎原!”    中午下班,和美女[MeiNv]同事[TongShi]结伴而行。一出机关大门,热浪扑面而来,人行道地砖被晒得滚烫滚烫的。我吐着舌头喘气,情难自已的喊了声“热啊!”,视线一旁的美女[MeiNv]同事[TongShi]说:“你们男人根本没有资格喊热!你们带上胸罩试试[ShiShi]!你们把头发糊在脖子上试试[ShiShi]!你们垫姨妈巾试试!你们还有脸喊热,你们是身在福中不知福!”美女[MeiNv]同事[TongShi]一席话说的我老脸一热,现在的女人真是什么话都敢说。我看看自己丰硕的胸脯,又看了看她的,心里不禁说:“我和你还真是有代沟啊。”    我是个胖纸,瘦子们轻易体会不了我们这个群体面对夏天的难受。我觉得胖纸在夏天最有意思的QQ签名是:躺在夏天炽热的怀抱里,我不停地变换着姿势,却始终没能学会平静。    一头大汗的吃完午饭,赶紧躺上床午休。就做梦了:梦里的水真清凉啊,七仙女湖中洗澡,我看不到着急得直流鼻血!这时唐僧严肃地朝湖面喊:施主,小心鳄鱼啊!七仙女一丝不挂飞奔上岸。    醒来,回忆着梦境,我又开始感叹:领导的智商简直无法超越啊!    又沿着人行道林荫走着去上班。空中没有[MeiYou]一丝云,没有[MeiYou]一点风,路边的树木像病了似的,穿衣打扮枝条一动也不动,叶子蔫巴巴病恹恹的。小鸟与知了,都不知躲藏到什么地方去了,世界[ShiJie]倒热的安静!    这时电话响了,是居住在乡下的初中同学打来的,说明天进城办事,一并来看看我。电话里我哈哈大笑:“来吧,来吧,我们这里正上演《全城热死》,这高温天气敢来的,绝对是生死之交。”  The summer in late June,The weather suddenly found last summer heat memory,Hot all,Hot every cell needs air conditioning.    Before 7 a.m.,The bright sun will rise high,A wave of heat began in air transportation.Go out morning exercise,In the dazzling sunlight only away for a moment,Sings his sweat was started from the forehead tumble.    I'm a man of sweat,Walked all the way to work,Just coming into the office building to meet colleagues,She said at the sight of my face:“It's raining?The weather changes so fast?”    In air-conditioned indoor comfort,Looked at the fire outside the window of the world,I want to find a deep in the mind of the sentence to describe the heat,But pretty,Had to borrow a great gift——“The weather is so hot,As if a single spark can start a prairie fire!”    Work at noon,Goes hand in hand and beauty colleagues.An organ,Heat waves rush,The pavement floor tile was scalding hot.My tongue gasp,The cry's own“Hot!!”,One side of the beauty colleague said:“You men have no qualification to shout hot!You wear a bra to try!Try you paste the hair around the neck!Try your aunt mat towel!Do you have shouted hot face,You are a body to know when they are!”I face a hot beauty colleagues words said,Now the woman is really dare to say anything.I look at your fruitful breast,Looked at her again,In the mind can not help but say:“You and I also have a generation gap.”    I'm a fat paper,The thin man can't easily understand we face this group the uncomfortable in the summer.I feel fat paper is one of the most interesting QQ signature in the summer:Lying in the hot summer arms,I kept changing position,But always failed to learn to calm.    A head of sweat after lunch,To lie to lunch.Just dreaming:Dream of the water is really cool,They have to take a bath in the lake,I can't see hurry dc nosebleed!Then gravely,tang's monk shout towards the lake:donor,Be careful crocodile!!They have run naked shore.    Wake up,Remembering the dream,I began to sigh:Leadership IQ can't surpass!    Tree-lined walk down the sidewalk to go to work again.Not a cloud in the sky,No wind,The roadside trees as if he were ill,Branches did not move,Leaves wither baba wan.The birds and cicadas,Hiding all don't know where to go,Pour hot world quiet!    When the phone rang,It was from the junior middle school students living in the country,Said the city tomorrow,Together to look at me.The phone I laughed:“Come on,Come on,We are here[The whole city hot dead],Dare to the high temperature weather,Is the difference between life and death.”